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About Us

The loneliness of the long distance runner manifested itself in daydreams of religious obscenity…

But then that dream became a focused reality. I was sitting on the loo, staring at my jesus nightlight when the gears started churning, the bowels started burning, and the rest, as we say, is history…

We're a small earnest group of artisans who are proud to bring to you high-quality silicone dildoes, hand crafted and hand colored in small batches by cats, then cured in a microwave that was really meant for heating lunch.

That's why each of these dildos is unique and varies in their coloring.

Contrary to rumours, we do not put a little bit of ourselves into each of these babies. They are 100% silicone. And they are made to make you come.

Divine Interventions is brought to you by Divine Productions, Inc.