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Florida - May 29th, 2012
 

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May 28th, 2012
 

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May 28th, 2012
 

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Thailand - May 28th, 2012
 

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http://www.thegettogether.net/ - May 25th, 2011 (www.thegettogether.net/)
 

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Hell - February 7th, 2011
 

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USA - January 20th, 2011
 

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January 16th, 2011
 

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Fourth Circle of Hell - November 24th, 2010 (www.pinktacobar.com)
 

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November 21st, 2010
 

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November 11th, 2010
 

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October 28th, 2010 (www.onyxbits.de)
 

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October 18th, 2010
 

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October 10th, 2010
 

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Venezuala - September 12th, 2010 (www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?i)
 

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The Sacrilege - July 31st, 2010 (thesacrilege.com/?wm=1588&camp=27)
 

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cali - June 7th, 2010
 

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April 30th, 2010
 

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April 26th, 2010
 

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April 10th, 2010
 

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April 6th, 2010
 

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WA - March 23rd, 2010
 

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sweden - March 18th, 2010
 

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Shudramerican - March 1st, 2010
 

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February 6th, 2010
 

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Broomfield, CO - November 24th, 2009
 

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Finland - November 23rd, 2009
 

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Paris, France - November 22nd, 2009
 

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Miami, FL - November 11th, 2009
 

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san diego - November 8th, 2009
 

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Ottawa, Canada - October 12th, 2009
 

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Missouri - September 15th, 2009
 

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August 31st, 2009
 

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Matthew Craig Lopes
August 31st, 2009
 

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Brisbane, Australia - August 13th, 2009
 

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June 25th, 2009
 

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Your mom's bed - June 19th, 2009 ( www.penis.com)
 

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Your Mother
gettin laid by your best friend - June 9th, 2009
 

I praise your intelligent designs and condone their implementation into public schools.
Kristin
Anywhere - May 28th, 2009 (www.nakedcluck.com)
 

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April 3rd, 2009
 

Mississippi drug intervention is basically here to give an individual the appropriate resources to get an individual struggling with a dependency that doesn't think he necessitates it into a drug or alcohol rehabilitation treatment To more information c
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Central America - March 19th, 2009 (www.drug-intervention.com/mississ)
 

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Portland - March 1st, 2009
 

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Mary Loves Anal Rape
hospital - February 15th, 2009 (1man1jar.com)
 

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Washington, PA - February 7th, 2009
 

I think I'll have to respectfully pass for now, I'm already treading on thin holy ice with apostasy and homosexuality; with two mortal sins already under my belt I'm just a bit worried I'm pushing my luck enough that one of these might spontaneously e
Manny
Washington, PA - February 7th, 2009
 

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January 12th, 2009
 

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nawdshark
ma - January 5th, 2009
 

You have to make a Muhammad dildo it is only fair and would probably be a best seller. Here are other suggestions: Allah, black Jesus, a butt-plug set of the twelve apostles of Jesus, all the catholic saints & angels, Noah's arch (as in curved penis), Ar
Holydiver
da middle east bitches - December 30th, 2008
 

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here - December 14th, 2008
 

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George Bush
Washington DC - December 4th, 2008
 

Your stuff is soooooo amazingly offensive I just love it. I see lots of requests for Islamic stuff in your guest book, may I suggest that you make a 'Hand of Fatima'. I would definately buy one to go with my 'Jackhammer Jesus'! that would really do it
Peter Mastin
London - November 23rd, 2008
 

You guys should TOTALLY have a Muhammad dildo! I know you're probably worried about getting suicide-bombed (these days, who isn't?) but seriously, how are they going to find you? It's the INTERNET! Plus, once word got out and the Ayatollahs issued a
Crown Prince of the United Arab Emirates
Dubai - November 19th, 2008
 

Oh please make some Muhammad ass reapers too.
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Vilnius - November 6th, 2008
 

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T. de marco
Italy - November 6th, 2008 (myspace.com/t_project)
 

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The Deicidiac
October 27th, 2008
 

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Susan
Florida, USA - October 16th, 2008
 

I am gonna put a link to this site on some religious sites. Hope it pisses the fundies off Theyre so uppity and irritating
Joe Mama
Earth - October 12th, 2008
 

I'm a Christian. I wish I could say that I was offended by your site, but I'm not a prude. This is hilarious, and I will likely purchase God's Divine Rod ;D Wish Judas was still there though =(
S.C.
September 30th, 2008
 

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fist
September 28th, 2008 (fistiuk@yahoo.com)
 

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kelli
September 8th, 2008
 

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Tori W
California - September 2nd, 2008 (www.romanceroadshow.com)
 

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Chris
PA - September 1st, 2008
 

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PA - September 1st, 2008
 

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PA - September 1st, 2008
 

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john brown
August 8th, 2008
 

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Brock Greco
Canada - August 5th, 2008
 

Finally! God is in me!
Alistair Darkwater
Zurich - August 4th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/alistairdarkwater)
 

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Tara Tainton
Las Vegas, NV, USA - July 5th, 2008 (www.taratainton.com)
 

error...error...should have been RadioVolta.org...please contact me regarding putting a link from my site to yours...so as my friends can buy your heavenly products...
BJBP
up your extended anus - June 30th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/babyjesusbuttplug)
 

check out my myspace page...search Baby Jesus Butt Plug...love your products! Rev. Bookburn gave us quite the "plug" last night on his ethernet radioshow on RadioVolta.com...
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Eternal Bliss in Seattle - June 30th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/babyjesusbuttplug)
 

The Jesus Jackhammer is my girlfriends favourite
The Devil
Hell - June 25th, 2008
 

We, the good folks of Gott Ist Tot at Livejournal have admitted you as the Number 8th Spot in a Top 20 list of STRANGE and FREAKY sex toys. We included the link to your site in hopes to bring some business your way! Have a good one!
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Saint John - June 10th, 2008 (Http://www.gottxistxtot.livejournal.com)
 

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Sister DeSade
a Puritannical land - June 9th, 2008
 

You know, my grandma always kept a crucifix hanging on the wall at the head of her bed... she'll be happy to know that i've kept "up" w/ the faith. I mean, who am i to fuck with God? (pardon the pun)
lost soul
Boston, MA - May 28th, 2008
 

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gonzague
france - May 25th, 2008 (e-deo.net)
 

Hey, nothing with Mohammed? Stick a Shitte up your shitter. Nuzzlin with a muzzlin could be your sell line. Whattza matter, chicken?
Legion
New Yawk, Nude York - May 11th, 2008
 

An Easter haiku: Jackhammer Jesus Pounding me hard all night long "He is coming soon"
John
March 22nd, 2008
 

I am Jesus H. Christ and I approve this site. I bless you.
God
March 22nd, 2008
 

Bless this house, now get down on your knees and pray for deliverance!!!!
Pope Pinknose the first
London - March 20th, 2008
 

Wonderful products, well done. Every Kinky Christian should own one of your toys!
Reverend William F Felcher
UK - March 17th, 2008 (kinkymarymagdeline.com)
 

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Tom St.Chad
March 3rd, 2008
 

god im glad i found this site i most definately will order!! darn it if i ahd my way i would get them all i just cant decide great site ty
pia
metro boston mass. area... usa - February 26th, 2008
 

I admire creative people who can combine prurience with blasphemy with something for your butt. Keep up the good work. Please fix the haiku page, it's been over a year now y'all.
Dick B Dangling
Nashville, TN - February 10th, 2008 (Dick B Dangling)
 

do you have the time?_____I mean, can I plug your ass?_____Yeah, that's jesus. So, yes?
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oakland - February 10th, 2008
 

--since the haiku page is down-- have a baby jesus shove him up your ass, with lube or without, your call
Crispy McCracka
O-O-Oh-Town - February 10th, 2008
 

hilarious. i genuinely enjoyed this. sexually and un-ironically.
Meg Nelson
chicago, il - February 2nd, 2008 (www.shimer.edu)
 

Altough I am not a dildo or buttplug type, I certainly enjoyed this site. And to all christians who are offended: You invented fatwa, jihad or what it is called, you only you named it "The Holy Crusade". It is exactly the same, killing people beca
Ivo
The Netherlands - January 7th, 2008
 

I never laughed soo hard when I looked at your ingenious website...But I must admit, I was waiting for GOD to strike my house after reading through your site. Great job to the web designer/author!!
Nick Rochelle
January 7th, 2008
 

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Igor
Croatia - January 3rd, 2008 (onemanarmy.ueuo.com)
 

Marc rules, especially now since he introduced me to these amazing products.
Jeff Addix
Downriver, Michigan - January 1st, 2008
 

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Downriver, Michigan - January 1st, 2008
 

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michigan - December 31st, 2007
 

I am sad to see that there are discontinued collectors models all ready.....apparently I was not hip enough to know of these great products until as of late........ great ideal and forever thanks xx UCIS
ucis
December 25th, 2007
 

Brilliant, linked to it on a site i use. One thing,the rants from the offended Christians are getting cut short. Could a separate page be set up for the best "you're going to Hell" replies?
postie
UK - December 23rd, 2007 (www.swingfans.com/forum)
 

YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND I CANNOT WAIT TO ORDER MORE TOYS... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! -K
Keleigh Black
New York City - December 21st, 2007 (www.myspace.com/mistressblack)
 

Where are the Rosary Anal Beads? Cum-on! Get with the program!
DJ Joshie Juice
December 16th, 2007
 

These things don't vibrate do they? You wouldn't make Catholic dildos if you knew how sexually disappointing it is to be married to a Catholic man.
Our Lady of Perpetual Frustration
Cathedral of Eternal Vibration - December 3rd, 2007
 

Why yo don't have Muhammad dildos? It would be more funny
Pikpok
November 26th, 2007
 

And Jesus will enter in your home and give best food and water with honey and milk and give to you more of his wisdom and Spirit,win and win the men to him,pray for blessed revival soon,thnaks and bless and hope.keijo sweden
keijo leppioja
sweden - November 24th, 2007
 

OMG!! I LOVE these toys! You have SUCH a fantastic sense of humor! I'll be sharing this site with all my like minded friends!! Keep "up" the good work :D
Mysterina
November 17th, 2007
 

You definitely need a priest to go with the nun.And I agree with the anal rosary beads. Perhaps a golden Phallus too? Or maybe a replica of this winged beauty. http://www.vicmart.com/ext/en/exrw/item=2619/Collectible-Antiques/Archaeology/3AD-Roman-GOL
Meg
California - November 9th, 2007
 

POST THIS AS WRITTEN NOW AND FOREVER ON TV AND RADIO AND NEWSPAPERS AND ON ALL PRAYER BOARDS ON INTERNET FOR ME ROSE GUTMAN AND PUT DATE AND TIME IN MESSAGES THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL. ANNIE WHO IS THE DAUGHTER OF MY SISTER AND DAD NOW PUT A SPELL ON S
ROSE GUTMAN
FOREST HILLS, NY 11375 IN NYC IN USA - November 3rd, 2007 (NONE)
 

Do Mohammed--show up the idiots who call you cowards! And some Jew toys...Star of David won't work, but maybe an elongated dreidel? A scroll? May God bless you.
Tyrone
USA - October 30th, 2007
 

If I had the money I would buy them all and proudly display each one on my mantle piece at christmas time.
holy crap
October 24th, 2007
 

Where is the Muslim stuff you chicken shits. Scared of fatwa huh??
Go & Fuck yourselves
October 22nd, 2007
 

...I will also pray for you. You obviously are in great need of God's love in your life.
John
uk - October 22nd, 2007
 

... as easy game. Though we are all sinners, you have revelled in your filth. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I will pray for all those on this site who think that this kind of offensive stuff is 'cool' and I will also pray for you. You obviously a
John
uk - October 22nd, 2007
 

...the mark. You have offended me, and you will cause offence to many Christians who are unfortunate enough to stumble upon your site as I did. Unlike Islam, Christians do not issue fatwas, and so, in true cowardice, you treat Christians as easy game. Tho
John
uk - October 22nd, 2007
 

...I believe that there is nothing wrong with laughing at ourselves - even Our Lord himself had a dig at the pompous 'religious' authorities of his day. HOWEVER, in these products you have totally overstepped the mark. You have offended me, and you wil
John
UK - October 22nd, 2007
 

I have unfortunately just been redirected to your site by a search engine, whilst looking for the original meaning of 'Divine Intervention'. As a Christian with a great sense of humour (note the UK spelling - pity our American friends cannot spell!), I
John
UK - October 22nd, 2007
 

I have to have one! I cant wait till my freinds ask what it is.....LOLOLOL
Lucy in Missouri
October 15th, 2007
 

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. You guys hit the 9 inch nail on the head with this one. I'll have to pass out the website link.
Harley Turner
Georgia - October 7th, 2007
 

sweet holy dildos, I have never had jesus in me like this!!!
jill croak
dunegrass - October 7th, 2007
 

Man you people are chicken - how about a Muhammad sex toy? Oh that's right - Bush is the real terrorist...
Hurtle Lupton
October 7th, 2007
 

I would love to stuff Mohammed up my ass so get working on the Mohammed Butt Plug! Great site!!!
Ian P
Andover - September 18th, 2007
 

I own a home party plan company that sells adult sensual products and lingerie. I am not the least bit offended by your products at all. In fact, I find them completely awesome and would like to get wholesale information immediately. For those that feel t
Sarah Mack (Owner of IEPLLC)
PA - September 17th, 2007 (www.intimateencounterpartiesllc.com)
 

I have now seen everything.
grateful reader
September 12th, 2007
 

If there is a hell, I will gladly burn there with baby jesus stuffed firmly in my ass. Your site is a beautiful work of art! :)
Goddess Kylee
September 9th, 2007
 

When I first found out about the Baby Jesus Buttplug, first I said "Baby Jesus BUTTPLUG?!?!? WTF!!" Then I immediatly exploded into uproarious laughter. I love you guys, this site is hilarious.
Erin
September 5th, 2007
 

How about some Muslim stuff you fucking cowards huh?
Smoke
August 29th, 2007
 

In the beginning, when God created the Butt plug and Dildo, 2 2 the Dildo was a formless Rubber, and Butt plug never covered the ass, while a mighty moan swept over the Homos. 3 Then God said, "Let it be tight," and it was ti
Stan Steel
London - August 28th, 2007
 

In the beginning, when God created the Butt plug and Dildo, 2 2 the Dildo was a formless Rubber, and Butt plug never covered the ass, while a mighty moan swept over the Homos. 3 Then God said, "Let it be tight," and it was ti
Stan Steel
London - August 28th, 2007
 

I just love them, these dildos with hobnobs are lush!
indio8 hobnobman
August 28th, 2007
 

I just love them, these dildos with hobnobs are lush!
indio8 hobnobman
August 28th, 2007
 

We love religious themed dildos! Thank you for allowing us to combine faith with passion. Also, Rod is somewhat known as a Jesus look-alike....
Rod and Jenna
August 19th, 2007
 

i just love the jesus butt plug and my god did judas fuck the shit out of me../..with all my love loren proctor
loren proctor
August 18th, 2007
 

I am agnostic but consider orgasms a holy, spiritual experience. Divine Intervention has "stepped in" at the right time-much like the parting of the red sea- to provide manna from heaven like supplication and augmentation to many an immaculate penetrat
Bakin LeJames
Sin Foresco - July 28th, 2007
 

This is GREAT! I only wish you offered some good, strong vibrators! You'd think Jesus could quiver and quake with the holy spirit, causing me to ascend into heaven, where I'll gladly sit on the right hand of whoever's there! Keep up the good work (a

small-town Iowa - July 17th, 2007
 

I'm not religious, but I think this is pretty offensive. I bet you use politically correct words and consider yourselves open-minded. But you think it is okay to offend the values of people who are christian so you are just left wing and closed-minded. Y
Jessibel
July 15th, 2007
 

My best friend just got married and I am incredibly pleased to see that I can help sanctify their heathen union with Jesus Christ on the Cross himself!! She will cackle with glee, much as I did, upon seeing it. She with her Jackhammer and I with my Moth
Lishy
SoCal - July 4th, 2007
 

Oh, no, some guy wants to SEW you! Such crewel-ty! (that being said...great site! I've never ordered from here myself, but I do stop by for a laugh once in a while ;) )
KB
Michigan - June 28th, 2007
 

We certainly need some Mohammed stuff here. It would be a dreadful symptom of Islamophobia to leave out Muslims.
Michael Smith
June 15th, 2007
 

I loved the dildos, can't wait to have them inside of me =D
Stiksy
Brazil - June 5th, 2007
 

Divine intervention indeed. Well done
seb cox
Heaven Uk - May 23rd, 2007 (www.cumm.co.uk)
 

what about the 'praying hands job' for the guys? the need some spiritual healing too!
Ayla
iowa - May 16th, 2007
 

These will be the only religious objects allowed in my home.. and to all of the close minded religious people who commented.. I don't want to be saved, i don't need your forgiveness.. this is just a great creative way to bring religion into all aspects
Basht
Canada - May 14th, 2007
 

Hey now, somebody back in November threatened to sew you. Are you gonna take that lying down, or hand him the thread and needle yourself as the good lord Jesus would have done?
Christine
Maryland - May 14th, 2007
 

Yay! You're wonderful. Brilliant. My favourite this-site-basher was the one who called you closed minded and proceeded to tell us how to become enlightened by Jesus. :D
Amanda
April 27th, 2007
 

This is so shocking, what has our world come to? Seriously...this is very sick, disgusting and wrong. I can not believe it. Anyways I will pray for you all...because you are seriously in need of it.
Stephanie Chaboyer
April 25th, 2007
 

Lovely! Great fun! For Exorcist fans, you can re-enact the whole crucifix thing...without the sharp edges. Now that's progress! You have my admiration.
remittance girl
Somewhere - April 4th, 2007 (www.remittancegirl.com)
 

(3 of 3- lol)-also the closest any given generation might get to seeing Christ's coming.
revscrj
Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
 

(ahem)-ticles look the way they do and sexual mechanics the way they are (in all their glorious varieties) OBVIOUSLY has a sense of humor on the subject and likely doesnt mind jokes involving Its icons. Hey, it might not just be the next best thing, but
revscrj
Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
 

Though I'm not into toys personaly I gotta say- If I were, these would be the ones. Insofar as whether you are going to Hell or not really depends on whether this is being done with malice/hate or because its really funny; after all, a god that made tes
RevScrj
Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
 

I absolutely love my jackhammer jesus and baby jesus buttplug, and my man loves watching me use them! It's absolute sinful bliss. And I agree with these other people, how about some rosary anal beads?
Sharlee D
Pennsylvania - March 29th, 2007
 

i think you should make a moses with a pink sea parting action. and another thing: why can't right-wing Christians use grammar correctly. Possessive apostrophes please. Like mary's butt plug. thank you.
david cochrane
oxford, uk - March 19th, 2007
 

Apparently everyone who opposes these products has absolutely no grasp of the English language. Way to go, morons! That said, Jesus H. Christ with a hard-on, you are amazing!! Keep up the good work. Have you considered any Roman or Greek-based dildos?
Silly rabbit, God's for kids
7th level of hell - March 9th, 2007
 

You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.
Jesus Christoff
March 7th, 2007
 

You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.
Jesus Christoff
March 7th, 2007
 

You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.
Jesus Christoff
March 7th, 2007
 

I also request Anal Rosary beads. I really want to order a glow Jackhammer some day.And I AM a Christian. God never wanted us repressed. Let the healing begin.
Liliana
PA - March 2nd, 2007
 

to claire continue who posted on the 28 of February, what exactly does it say about your moral fiber if you are looking at this stuff at 14
Liliana
PA - March 2nd, 2007
 

I love your site...and can't wait to own every single one.
Stephanie
San Antonio, TX, - January 14th, 2007
 

Absolutely tasteless. I've not laughed so much for a long time. but the question is, where's the rest? "Adam's Rib"? and of course "The Hand of God"... And I suppose you can also have fun with other faiths too. The Hammer of Thor? :)
James
United Kingdom - January 9th, 2007
 

Sweet Baby Jesus Covered With Kaka!
Craven Morehead
Austin, TX, - January 6th, 2007
 

I also want to request an islam style item...maul of muhhamed would be a fine fine name or Allah's aphrodisiac..... dont be so mean as to leave the muslims out!
John S
January 2nd, 2007
 

Where is St. Jehanne d\'Arc with her trusty Sword?
Joan
Noho, MA, - December 28th, 2006
 

A great idea would be rosary anal beads.
Brendan
December 14th, 2006
 

What great content. I had a great laugh while viewing. To all you religious people, get closer to your religion with one of these, have a laugh and lighten up!
Fragglepuss
Australia - December 11th, 2006
 

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shitney pucas
cocoa beach, fl, - December 6th, 2006
 

Awesome! I wish I was a girl...
atheist
Switzerland - December 2nd, 2006
 

Your jackhammer jesus is one of my favorite ritual tools. Raising the chalice, feeling him where he belongs -- priceless!
Chuck
November 29th, 2006
 

you are idiots. sick sick sick sick sick sick.. morons. .. delete this site. I will sew you
ketola
November 29th, 2006
 

I'd love to see you make a Joan of Arc dildo
David
North SHore, MA, US - November 28th, 2006
 

Truly are blessed those who will experience the joys and wonderments of all that can be come a date with THE JACKHAMMER JESUS!
captain hoho
November 23rd, 2006
 

dear sweet buddah, whoda thunk i'd ever find a reason to cum back to the church...and yet, you've renewed my faith in christ and made me a believer again...god bless you dirty-minded bastards!
dr. j
the lou, mo, - November 10th, 2006
 

Now here is an original product idea ;) I bet it would even better with some Ready Lube!
Joni
November 7th, 2006 (www.readylube.com)
 

God bless you thousand of times!!!!! I've find in this pages my hottest fantasies with Jesus concretised. I can't buy the products but its contemplation is enough to make me sexually crazy. _God bless you again and again and again, oh, yeaaaaahhhhh
Spanish nun
November 5th, 2006
 

WOW, for the first time, I'm finding "religious figures" to be interesting.
Juicy
November 3rd, 2006
 

I love the Master & Slave, God's Immaculant Rod and the Jesus on the Cross... the baby jesus is cool too {i'd love to try it out} I want the master & slave my fiance would love this... keep it up guys, you rock cocks!!!
Kasie Faith
Morehead, Ky, USA - November 2nd, 2006 (www.myspace.com/kasiefaith01)
 

You guys are great........I never laughed so hard !You need A JesusBush for screwing up the country......
John
October 31st, 2006
 

May God help you, psychopatic idiots. It is sick idiots like you who are responsible for the increase of fundamentalism today. If I meet you I will spit on your face.
Joe
October 30th, 2006
 

at the same time she addressed all the girls and told us it was ok to masterbate but only if you didn't it no more than three times a week. i bought her her a dildo and sent it to the school in an unmarked package for her.
sophi
October 28th, 2006
 

i attended a catholic high school, and one of the nuns was well alittle sexually frustrated i'd say. she taught senior religion classes and around the end of january the classes started to be about sexuality as a gift from god and what-not.
sophi
October 28th, 2006
 

darlings - you are a bit out of date for us hindus. The shiva lingam - the phallic god and there are about a billion plus circulating - have been used as dildoes for zeons. Just make them as they are made - in silicon and get ready for a zillion orders...
reah as hinduasyouget
October 27th, 2006
 

I love your smile!
Gogo
October 17th, 2006
 

I love my Baby Jesus bu++ plug. Ever since I starting using it on my girl friend her ass muscle is spread out just enough for me to press my rock hard jewish cock into her low capacity cavity.
Martin B.
Winnetka, CA, - October 14th, 2006
 

I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Jesus, and now I can find out! Your products are great and they are made of silicone, what could be better! I'm gonna send one to the pope, you know so he can feel even closer to God. }>
Sara Miller
October 8th, 2006
 

Man I just gotta say that these simply seem awsome. I not only loved the products, but the description and story you add to them are just top notch. You will be seeing me on your orderform.
Thorysus
October 4th, 2006
 

You people are awesome. I don't have to look any further for my CHRISTmas presents!!! Jackhammer Jesus for all my believing relatives! HAHAHAHAHA!
Wes Laney
Marion, NC, USA - October 3rd, 2006
 

Why dont you make a rod with your mother's face ? If you dont feel any respect about nothing , why dont you use your parents figures to make your degenerated and lack of respect articles? You are a psicho and your next steps may be even more dangerous
roger welinsky
Birminham, Al, USA - October 3rd, 2006
 

You sick people !!!!!!!
The normal people
Wichita, KA, USA - October 3rd, 2006
 

Don't worry about Muslims, you have already done plenty to offend us too, as we believe Jesus (pbuh) was a very important prophet and we respect his mother too. But the most important thing is that you have insulted God (swt).
Muhammad al-Arabi
USA - September 2nd, 2006
 

got the baby jeaus butt plug and the jack hammer,and have hours of fun using them,I am going to get all the the plugs
rickey six
garden grove, ca, usa - August 29th, 2006
 

I was surprised at first, but I must say that I enjoyed a lot. Thanks again for renewing my lost faith.
Spec Ho
July 27th, 2006
 

You people are wonderful. You have made me a very happy lady.
Reb
Austin, Tx, U.S.A - July 23rd, 2006
 

brilliant. i'm gonna get one for everyone that i know who goes to church
Lanky
Sydney, Australia - July 21st, 2006 (forum.lankyland.com)
 

Hmm, interesting site reminds me of the saying "that special level in hell thats reserved for pedophiles and rapists" Im not a man of god, but doesnt that offent people, and if so who i think its great
Smith
London, England - July 16th, 2006
 

Hmmm how about a Cthulhu dildo? Who wouldn't want to make love to the Elder God? Tentacled for our pleasure!
Meg
CA, - July 12th, 2006
 

AMEN to these dildos. If Jesus were around today I know he'd want one stuffed into his Christmas stocking... Simply marvelous!
christopher
Charleston, WV, - July 7th, 2006
 

This absolutely ROCKS!! Send a free toy and I'll model pictures in ANY and all positions!! hee naughty I am-spank me Would this picture look better with with toys?
Rose
June 20th, 2006
 

OH My god!!! Is what I'll be saying When I get 1 of these. PS I'm a Christian and I'd rather masterbate with jesus than fingerblast .
Jenny
upstate, ny, USA - June 18th, 2006
 

We LOVE Divine Interventions and have always supported the cause of free speech, expression, fetish and love Jesus love! Hey get in touch with me and let's do another interview!
MAACP Radio
Baltimore, MD, USA - June 9th, 2006 (www.maacp.com/)
 

Where's mohammed?
td
May 12th, 2006
 

Now that I've shaved everywhere and I feel like a freshly plucked peach from a tree I think I'm ready for some deeply penetrating spiritality! I can't wait to receive my order. With my new optical inch it's a very exciting time to play with my new t
Jam
Newark, NJ, USA - May 7th, 2006
 

oooh man i cant get enough of tthis shit. I need a dildo in size of a rocket. Just start the egnition and fire off my engines in my bedroom. Wanna get the freak on that shit. Still seeking for it, plz email me
Robin Lee
Shitty city, - May 3rd, 2006
 

Personally i thought the jesus butt-plug worked better if first smeared with peanut-butter and freshly ejaculated mens semen.. monkey semen also works fine. It makes the sensation more alike an actual anal penetration, as i've been known to love with eve
Robin Lee
cockland, Ur, Anus - May 3rd, 2006 (www.alskarkuk.com)
 

I personally like the buddha buttplug as it does stcik to my hairy ass. You might not know this but i am a hairy man. Buddha dildo the best !!! P.s i love elias manberries.
Bashar shaya
Bagdad, ks, Kurdistan - May 3rd, 2006 (www.irakfreedom.troligt)
 

Personally i thought the jesus butt-plug worked better if first smeared with peanut-butter and freshly ejaculated mens semen.. monkey semen also works fine. It makes the sensation more alike an actual anal penetration, as i've been known to love with eve
Robin Lee
cockland, Ur, Anus - May 3rd, 2006 (www.alskarkuk.com)
 

I recently tried out the grim reaper, and one thing that i liked about it. Is that shit sticks under his hood, i just love to fuck myself and then taste my own shit. You see i am a dirty shit eater it all started back in 2001 when i ate my a friends shit.
Elias Lindqvist
stockholm, up, sweden - May 3rd, 2006 (www.smegma.ca)
 

I personaly have been using dildos and buttplugs since i was 13 on myself. And i feel that theese dildos featured here are lacking in size, for a well fucked ass as mine i need something bigger.
Elias Lindqvist
stockholm, up, sweden - May 3rd, 2006 (www.smegma.ca)
 

Love your stuff, keep up the good work!
shitty
April 27th, 2006
 

Cant you cristians have a sence of humor? Love your site(and products)http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm
Stian
Taiwan - April 16th, 2006
 

The 'Hammer is wonderful and it has me believing in the "second cumming."
Black Bart
SC, USA - April 15th, 2006
 

Even the Buddha has his price. Boozemoney.com it is.
El Gringo
hole in the wall, wy, USA - April 13th, 2006 (boozemoney.com)
 

Ah thanks ... found the cleaning instructions under product care. You are the ball! Now here's a picture of a caring mother ...
El Gringo
Hole in the wall, WY, USA - April 13th, 2006 (boozeman.com)
 

your baby jesus butt plug has filled my days with hours of joy! thank you so much, i feel even better protected when i wear it under my armour, nobody has to know that i've got the lord covering my.. well you know
joe the stormtrooper
April 9th, 2006 (1920fairfax.com)
 

Thank you for creating such inspired products! Your designs provide an excellent means for people to practice safe sex in today's dangerous environment. A sanitization protocol would be nice for customers operating on multiple partners.
El Gringo
Hole in the Wall, WY, USA - April 2nd, 2006 (boozemoney.com)
 

How about some Hail Mary anal beads?!
Grant
New York, NY, United States - March 29th, 2006
 

Absolutely inspired! What wonderful toys!
Anon
March 29th, 2006
 

Ha, this is certainly not what you see everyday, but good idea. ha
Unknown
US - March 28th, 2006
 

Very interesting - we could do with some of these at www.batteries-not-included.co.uk
jenna
London, UK - March 28th, 2006 (www.batteries-not-included.co.uk)
 

I think a set of Vergin Marry nipple clamps are in order .... great site
Riedog
March 24th, 2006
 

...he also has humor! Otherwise, those kind of christians would be hit by lightnings for "not turning the other cheek" :-P
Marcus again
still Germany - March 16th, 2006
 

Isn't "God is love" and "you're gonna rot/burn in Hell" a very obvious contradiction? And we in the western world think that muslims are close-minded. Those wannabe christians should be cautious. God isn't only love (at least i hope), he also has h
Marcus
Germany - March 16th, 2006
 

I once was blind but now i see
brett hammon
morgantown, wv, usa - March 10th, 2006
 

You so rock.
moe tee
brklyn, - March 5th, 2006 (www.chocolategeniusinc.com)
 

PUR3 0WN@G3 !!!!! those dildos kicks major butts !!
Jhonny
Montreal, Qc, Canada - March 5th, 2006
 

These are absolutely hilarious! Love the descriptions :) I haven't bought one yet but they look very high quality, looking forward to one though I'm not sure if I will be able to stop laughing long enough to use it!
Donna Skaden
Denver, CO, USA - March 3rd, 2006
 

I Can't Wait to get My Butt Plug.I really am so Anal!
ComingFromTheRight (CFTR)
Denver, CO, USA - March 3rd, 2006
 

Stunning the Christian Right who feel obligated to bash your site, spew hate and prejudice right after saying that "God is Love"!The only thing the Christian right has proven is the existence of assholes!
Buddha
CA, - March 2nd, 2006
 

i think that a good prayer of forgiveness will do you some good. i now you are looking for comments, but in my eyes it dosnt deserve any. please concider praying if not i will do it for you. the lord forgives you, so do i claire
claire continue #3
February 28th, 2006
 

....totally not understanding it i think that jesus nor God deserves these comments after all they have done for humanity and what not. take it from a fourteen year old girl, i think that this is totally unexceptiable and iam disapointed in todays society
claire continue
February 28th, 2006
 

iam not here to judge the site ownerns, nor to dis the ideas that you possess, because as the quote was stated earlier, what would jesus do?...i think that jesus would not judge. i think that we really missuse the quality of this quote and are not.....
claire
February 28th, 2006
 

Hope to receive at above address catalogue and order form to buy some of your dildoes. Thanks Frank
Frank
Barcelona, BC, SPAIN - February 20th, 2006
 

Im waiting to be able to put my comments, first of all I would like to put an order and receive my dildoes. How do I go about it. Thanks.
Frank
Barcelona, BC, SPAIN - February 20th, 2006
 

An Islamic butt plug! A great idea! I think it' should simply be called-The prophet Mohammed! Buttplug akbar!!!
Chris mankey
Saint Paul, MN, usa - February 13th, 2006
 

I'd like to see a prophet mohammed butt plug. I bet that would set off the islam world.
Wow
February 13th, 2006
 

A wonderful romp through the silicone of our lives! Thanks for popping into my show! This is a fantastically naughty, unabashedly blasphemous, totally insane, TERRIFIC site! Keep up the good work, spreading the body cavities of human desire! R
RJ Evans "American Heathen"
Norman, OK, USA - February 12th, 2006 (www.shocknetradio.com)
 

I hope you go to hell for this. I have never seen anything so blasphemas until i saw this website. I can only pray that someone will have your website removed
Mitchell Webster
Greenville, SC, USA - February 10th, 2006
 

I hope you go to hell for this. I have never seen anything so blasphemas until i saw this website. I can only pray that someone will have your website removed
Mitchell.R.Webster
Greenville, SC, USA - February 10th, 2006
 

Allow me to join the choir requesting a Mohammed-themed item. It is only fair and just.
Lizard
February 9th, 2006 (www.xanga.com/lizard_sf)
 

I like your designs, but you need to blaspemy islam! How about the hammer of Allah or The Rod Of The Phophet. You could depict The blessed profit wearing a bomb in his turban!
Chris mankey
February 6th, 2006
 

I see that the cowardice continues. Why haven't you included Islam? Riots, and firebombings over editorial cartoons, can you imagine what would happen? Keep up the fine yellow streak, it suits the makers of these products.
Just a guy
February 6th, 2006
 

my husband doesn't know i found the lord in my ass he's the only one who's made me come.
Naughty girl
Houston, TX, USA - February 4th, 2006
 

Sacrelige at its finest.
Amused
February 2nd, 2006
 

Yo, Chris you ignorant bastard, if God is love, why do you pray that the good folks at DI rot in hell? And who the hell are you to determine what is right and what is wrong? Last time I checked the first amendment still allowed for freedom of speach.
Seeker
The World, - February 2nd, 2006
 

The Buddha loves to snuggle
Monkeygirl
SF, CA, US - February 2nd, 2006
 

when i have the money, i plan on buying every item for sale on this site. i'm going to use them as they're meant to be used, of course- but i'm also going to place them all on my mantle, for they are pieces of art and should be worshipped.
ela
ca, usa - January 30th, 2006
 

God is love, and I pray you rot in hell for such filth and hatefulness. George W. Bush will put an end to sites such as yours. There can not be freedom without knowing right from wrong. People fought and died for the US FLAG and all it's AMERICAN values.
Chris Chen
January 30th, 2006
 

All religious beliefs are fantasy. I have as much reason to be offended by a dog crapping on a rock (as rocks are sacred to me) as do christians have a right to be offended by your hilarious yet practical, useful, creative, and enjoyable products.
Jim in Virginia
January 30th, 2006
 

Seriously. So hot. I want them all in me RIGHT NOW.
Jess
SK, Canada - January 23rd, 2006
 

This is absofuckinglutely hilarious! I would love to meet the brainpower behind this site. My favorite part is the witty descriptions aside each product! I'm loving it! :D
Ashley Beth
NJ, USA - January 22nd, 2006
 

The cowardice is incredible with no Islamic representation. There is a lot of comments are directed specifically at Catholism. Islam, also has little tolerance for homosexuals, and "free" sexual expression. This is a thinly veiled attack on Christian
Just a guy
January 22nd, 2006
 

Hey this is perfec for my friend Dario!I catch the dildo very soon for him G R E A T!
echoes
January 19th, 2006
 

Spiritual art created with the Jackhammer Jesus.
Damon Blakk
Detroit, MI, 48201 - January 10th, 2006
 

I think it's great...I would like to see Judas make a comeback!!
SB
January 8th, 2006
 

Oh, and I thought Jesus screwed me over well enough by now. Now I can buy him and let him make up for it with endless strokes....
Chris L
January 5th, 2006
 

This is sick! I did not even think people could be so closeminded and hateful. Hope you all find Jesus as you saviour of live and not as a your sexual desieres helper. You'll never find peace in your lives with sexual things. God Bless you all!
Kurt
Sweden - January 5th, 2006
 

Oh, wow, ya'll are a hoot. I'm gonna send this link to all the recovering Roman Catholics i know, cause your products could only help. The Jesus Jackhammer will be on my wishlist for Santa next year!
kate kinsey
Nashville, TN, USA - December 30th, 2005 (www.kate4kink.com)
 

The Jackhammer is not just pretty, but functional too.
Teste R.
December 26th, 2005
 

would love to see a "Rabbi" dildo, there are horny Jewish gals out here too. thanks. great items, btw.
yenta
December 25th, 2005
 

I have to say first time I saw the jack hammer I damn near pissed my pants laughing. The virgain merry reminded me of a RP done with a friend from a while back. The baby jebus is a bit over the top for me but everything else is fucking great. Keep it up.
No tellin no way
December 24th, 2005
 

great site.....
cortney crime
December 12th, 2005
 

Nice site, thought you might like to make this into butt plug! see http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/green.html (from those fun luvin folks at http://www.godhatessweden.com/ )
ric
bristol, uk - December 10th, 2005 (spaces.msn.com/members/RicsArt/)
 

What a great way to make christianity fun again! I think the idea of getting off to a christian figure is one not many people have experienced aside from the girl in the Exorcist. Whoever came up with this idea is fucking brilliant.
Sean
Windermere, FL, USA - December 9th, 2005
 

Praise God and pass the dildos!
Phineus
MI, USA - November 22nd, 2005 (www.drmphotography.com)
 

Wow!!!!! Brings a whole new meaning to religion!!
krispey
Toronto, Canada - November 18th, 2005
 

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Michael Anthony
November 13th, 2005 (www.maacp.com)
 

Your products are amazing...I can't wait to own the jackhammer jesus! Hail Satan. Hail Myself.
EziliGede
November 12th, 2005
 

you are sick
Hkon Seljan
November 8th, 2005
 

damn fine , will go with my jesus dong congrats
goatboy
October 28th, 2005
 

oh my god things people come up with i think its total cool
alexxis
holyoke, ma, hamden - October 26th, 2005
 

HAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA!!! These are awesome!! I'm gonna have to have one!!
Evilfairygirl
CA, USA - October 26th, 2005 (www.sinistersanctuary.com)
 

sorry....the gay basher below.
Happy
canada - October 20th, 2005
 

The site is great!! Best in a long time! As for the poster above me....hahahahahahahahaha....you are soooo closeminded. And wrong.
Happy
Canada - October 20th, 2005
 

Haha looks like Greg's got a Judas lodged in his ass and he just can't get it out. This is awesome, you guys are hilarious. I love it.
Janet
Windsor, ON, Canada - October 6th, 2005
 

I love it. I need a plugging.
Drew Black
October 6th, 2005 (www.cyberworldgroup.com)
 

Oh my god, you guys are all going to hell. I want to get into anal, just so I can use the baby jesus butt plug.
Nick
San Diego, CA, USA - September 27th, 2005 (www.forgetjones.com)