The Free Feel Haiku Page

We would love it if you would Add to the Free Feel Haiku Page!

After all, pouring silicone is hard work and, like the Oompa Loompas, we'd like to bandy your verse as we stir, set and pour our goodies.
Naturally, the verse should be about your favorite divine dildo or how they make ya feel.
Remember: haikus are 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, 5 for the third line.
Extra points for accurate Scriptural allusions and forthright smuttiness.
hee la!

--the Divine Team