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Jesus was a carpenter, now he’s the powertool.

He’s the baddest and the best in all of Nazareth.

The Jackhammer Jesus has just one safety rule:

Feet first, feet first, not the head, ya fool.


Specifications:
7 1/2 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
65.00 per Jackhammer
Can't touch this?
Oh yes you can!
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After a thousand years of praying, fasting and endless incarnations, Buddha finally gets to be... a dildo.

To Buddha’s unending delight, he’s generously endowed with enough to pleasure even the most enlightened.

Now that Nirvana is within reach, grasp it wisely, firmly, and with intent, rub his belly. Rub it again, meditatively.


Specifications:
8 inches high
2 1/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
59.00 per Buddha
OM.. OM....
OM...IGOD!
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When you woke up this morning you know that something was missin in your life.

It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend. But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Slap him on the dashboard. Use him as the ultimate pacifier or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your magnificent Dildo Creche.


Specifications:
4 1/2 inches high
1 1/2 inches diameter
High quality silicone
35.00 per Bebe
What would
Jesus do?
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Too many twinkies? Made a pact you regret sober?

Turn the tables and get the irresistable Devil Dildo! Kegelize the Prince of Darkness into submission! Put him where the sun don't shine til he accedes that you're the Master of the Universe!

This boy is so sturdy we've used him to bushwack rainforests, tenderize baby seal and satisfy old ladies in dark alleys.


Specifications:
7 1/2 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
59.00 per Devil
Never have the
Gates of Hell
looked so inviting!
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Hail Mary!

Virgin Mary like most smart women knows there is a Second Coming. And a Third. And a Fourth.

So give the Lucky Virgin what she wants!

"The Mother is.... Superior."


Specifications:
7 3/4 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
59.00 per mama
This Mother is...
Superior.
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Honey, what's that thing stickin' out of your Bible belt?
Lay your hands on this, Jimmy!
What makes Tammy scream and Jim run for cover?
It's a Halleluiah booty thumping,
Howlin' and a humpin',
Pentacostal rumpus, fire lickin',
guaranteed-to-be-the-quickest-way-to-learn-yourself-a new tongue-in' product.

* Power Bullet sold separately.


Specifications:
2 3/4 inches high
2 inches wide
1/2 inch wide
High quality silicone
Price: $27
Lip-reading
The Good Book.
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Wheeee!

Slap this suction lady of Lordy-lourdes on your convent wall! She sticks! She sucks! The Diving Nun will take you with her into the Grotto of Never Ending Delight!

* This product will suction stick to the wall!


Specifications:
7 3/4 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
59.00 per diver
Dive with the Lady,
you will never muff up!
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Shiva, baby,
Pranalinga my anga!
Yoni my Shiva!
Bhavalinga and leave em!
Cleaving lips,
A ray of light,
the sacrificial post.
Shiva created the whole world.
That includes your six-stage shatsthalatic Ishta-orgasm.

* Power Bullet sold separately.


Specifications:
2 3/4 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
$27.00 each
Clitalicious!
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Try out our addictive friend whom we call "the little death". (But beter known to his friends as a large, black, uncut cock).

In the spirit of DIY, this model comes with its own hatchet but truth be told, he be happy in da hood.


Specifications:
7 3/4 inches high
1 3/4 inches diameter
High quality silicone
59.00 per reaper
Le Petit Mort
ain't so petite anymore.